Philip E Bauer

I am standing for Prez as I believe I am the perfect candidate. My aim for the club would be to provide a community where freshers can join to play a high standard of rugby with an equally high standard of socials. If there has ever been any question about my qualifications or capabilities I would like to bring forward my stellar social attendance as well my commitment to training and matches. My aim as Prez would be to increase training opportunities and build a better relationship with the student union and other societies, in an attempt to branch out the club. I see Rugby as a community and I would want others to see it in the same light but also provide a community where new members can easily join, which is accessible to everyone.

Furthermore, I would like to increase the amount of consistent training we do by finding a pitch we can use as and when we need. 

I have turned up to every training session and compensated this by drinking enough over the year to kill a whale. My social attendance has built me into the perfect candidate. Having been attacked with chopping, has broken me down into a shell of a man, only to be built back up to a prominent candidate. Furthermore, my scala attendance has been nothing short of incredible along with my continuous commitment to the wkd chop. 

I believe that my ability to scare people away with my atrocious chat and my unwavering loyalty to the club would make me the best fit to be prez.

Up the club,

Phil Bauer