Lawrence 'D-Ball' Kang

What is dodgeball? Is it merely a game that involves teams of people throwing balls at each other? Or is it perhaps a metaphor for life, a personification of the cruel human condition which binds us all? I don't know, but what I do know is that you should vote for me to become your Social Secretary. I previously spent a lot more time on my manifesto for the social media position, but that is apparently not happening anymore and I lost my statement for it. As such, I'll leave you with this: please vote for me or I'll cry.

A vote for Lawrence is a vote against xenophobia. That's my tagline. Pretty good, right? I'm against xenophobia and I'm not afraid to say it.