Election post
Status
Elected
Dodge. Duck. Dip. Dive. Dodge. This is my life's mantra. You see, ever since I was a child, I have lived, breathed and loved Dodgeball. My parents even tell me that my first ever word was 'dodge.' Now, you might already know me from my famous biographical movie 'Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story' where I was played by the not as attractive Justin Long. However, though my fame may precede me, I would like to assure you that I am still a human being like you that would die for dodgeball.
I hope to become this glorious club's social media secretary because of this passion for dodgeball. I hope to spread the gospel of d-ball to everyone at UCL. Gone are the days of mere meetup and social reminders. I want interviews. I want memes. I want 3am post-sports night instagram stories of sobbing, desperate pleas to create friday socials during reading week because dodgeball is the only reason I want to get up in the morning. I want to boost our social media engagement and grow the 'UCL Dodgeball' brand.
In conclusion, I will boost our online presence and create further avenues for our club to sink its unforgiving claws into future 1st years like a hungry wolf does to a disorganized pack of lost lambs. pls vote for me. i will cry if i lose.