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Did you know that there is no water in milk? Milk is its own liquid, the secret 119th element on the periodic table, but the government doesn't want you to know about it. Why the hell do you think the US government currently holds a stockpile of 1.4 billion pounds of cheese in massive underground caves? They are gatekeeping this from us.
Now that you know about the big milk conspiracy, it's time to wake the masses up. The people deserve the truth, and what better way to spread it than with a vibrant turquoise blue hoodie? Sizes available in medium and large.