Hockey Club (Men's): Mixed Captain

I am putting myself forward for the position of mixed captain. I assume the first question that is going to be asked of myself is why. Simple, I want to contribute to the ever thriving UCL sports community, and particularly UCMHC. Now, why am I qualified, you ask. Well, I think nobody, not even the fantastic captains of the current tenure, can boast of so many attended mixed matches as me. So, I guess the minimal qualification of being always available to enable an inclusive, open and eventful mixed season is a given. Furthermore, by now, I also am familiar with the antics that make mixed such a different experience from the clubs' other activities (yes, after all it is a collaborative activity with UCWHC). I assume there need not much else be said.