Balls! Juggling and Circus Society: Treasurer

Hello fellow clowns and financially responsible individuals!

I am running for Balls! Treasurer because I quite enjoy keeping multiple things in the air—especially when it comes to money. Unlike my desolate juggling, I can promise our budget won’t be a complete disaster!

I’ll try my utmost to ensure our funds do not mysteriously disappear into the void so we have enough for equipment ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶p̶o̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶a̶l̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶b̶e̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶v̶i̶n̶c̶e̶ ̶p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ ̶w̶e̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶c̶o̶o̶l̶. cough I do not condone bribery, where did that come from?

I believe I am very well suited for this role. I understand that "financial planning" is a little bit more than just aggressively hoping for the best, and I have the Google Sheets skills to execute it. I can count all my teeth (28) if I’ve had a good night’s sleep, and I have been managing my finances with varying degrees of success for months now.

In summary, I am:
1. Competent (enough)
2. Enthusiastic about money (in a legal way, I'm a finance bro first and foremost)
4. Not actively terrible at numbers 
3. Evidently good at making lists

Anyway, enough waffling, please vote for me! It will make me very happy. In fact, I will be devastated if you don’t. No pressure though. :)