Nominations: Nominations closed
Voting: Voting closed
Election
Category
Candidates
Dear Esteemed Ballers,
It is with great reverence (and an appropriate amount of irreverence) that I submit my application for the sacred post of The Master of Balls! For too long, our not-exactly-spheres-but-somehow-balls have been neglected- But fear not, for I shall bring back the glory they experienced in the prime of circus days. All 93 of our balls will once again see the light of day: I will ensure that we bring each of them out of the dusty closet at least once in their remaining lifetime. Some of them have also experienced deflation due to the abandonment, so I can bring them back with inflation, thanks to my trusty skills (debatable?) as a professional economist. I'm aware we have a lot more equipment (but balls! always come first) and we will strive to get better equipment (Exhibit A: the stilts) so that all the ballers can learn the very necessary skills of juggling and circus clownery that are imperative for this modern world.
Am I good at juggling? For the sake of this application, Yes! I am a pro at juggling (if that means juggling 3 assignments due on the same night)
Here's why you should vote for me:
- Unwavering commitment to ball well-being
- Can take equipment out of the closet
- It would be funny for an employer to read "Master of Balls" on my CV in the future
The balls (and all other equipment) may not speak to you, but, they chant my name and as such, have whispered in my ear that they want me to be their voice. So, vote for me as the next Master of Balls!