Juggling and Circus Society: President

Blood alone moves the wheels of history!

Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness? Not only the years we've been at war – the war against Union bureaucracy – but from the moment as a child, when we realise the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle, a never-ending fight, I say to you and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight. We are warriors!

When we united, we are unstoppable. We will no longer accept politicians who are all talk and no action, like the last committee who kept saying how broke we are but spends money on stupid shit like DVDs in this day and age, constantly complaining on Twitter but never doing anything about it. The time for empty talk is over; now arrives the hour of action.

Clowns of the North Cloisters, I ask you once more: rise and be worthy of this historical hour. No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself. Some people will tell you 'clown' is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of Liz Truss and that time when Marco fumbled really hard after the show. This is our duty to change their perception. I say, clowns of the world, unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, together, that we prevail! We must never cede control of the Cloisters. Together, we will make JACS strong again. We will make JACS wealthy again. We will make JACS proud again. And yes – together, we will make JACS great again.