Squash Club: Men's 1s Captain

Gentlemen,

Our best players are leaving.
Zayaan is our 10th seed.
We have a pigeon.

Some see this as the end. I see it as the beginning.

Legends graduate. Dynasties adapt. And pigeons? They always come back.

That pigeon is not random. It is resilient, persistent, and refuses to leave the court no matter how many times it’s chased away. That’s the energy I want for this team.

Yes, we’re losing big names. But this isn’t a rebuild — it’s a rebrand. This is Men’s 1: Underdog Edition. We won’t rely on stars. We’ll rely on grit, fitness, and pure stubbornness.

Zayaan isn’t just 10th seed. He’s the foundation. And foundations are hard to break.

We will grind out 3-2 wins.
We will celebrate like we’ve won the league.
We will defend our courts like territorial birds.

Vote for effort.
Vote for chaos.
Vote for the Pigeon Doctrine.