Kendo Club: Armourer

I promise no floor cleaning if you vote me in and I cannot guarantee your safety from floor cleaning if you are so unwise as to choose otherwise...

Given I love watching numbers go up in spreadsheet games (severe OCD anyone?), you cant really go wrong with me managing the inventory and can definitely be trusted with this (I will not embezzle anything, mum's life)

Another reason for voting me can be for diversity reasons (I'm technically Portuguese, people) otherwise you are a bum