Football Red Star: 4s Captain

I am standing because I believe I can take the 4s to league cup glory. I am fully committed to this team and always am ready to put my body on the line, both in the pub and on the pitch. I’ve heard comparisons on my coaching ability to the great Michael carrick, even the great Hector Croft admires me. If you vote for me, I will ensure that Hugo Bourne won’t be getting any game time. Lastly, I have many plans for the future of the 4s including socials and battering the 3s. Either way the 4s will be in good hands with me as captain. Up the 4s💪.