Dodgeball Club: Social Media Secretary

the first time was so nice (?) that…well you're apparently making me do it twice.

i fear that if i take on this role again then it'll be cursed and everything i post will get negative likes. you post a reel or two and suddenly no one wants to do the role after you. what happened to democracy??? the equality act??? the right to trial by jury??? 

anyway...

i do actually have some ideas for next year (shockingly). so erm, if i end up in this role again, i promise to try to make TWO viral videos instead of ONE. growth mindset. innovation. evolution. i shall continue keeping up with trends. i shall continue forcing my content onto you. and i shall continue to pretend that engagement analytics don’t hurt my feelings.

fresh ideas are always welcome of course. mine are aging. they're old enough to have their own ucl dodgeball membership. but until someone dethrones me, i shall remain here. exporting at 2am, fighting my storage demons, and chasing another viral moment. (i'll spend the reset of my life degree chasing that high from kitty explains)