Cheese Grater Magazine: President

My Dearest Cheese Grater,

We went long distance for a while and I loved you from afar (apart from that time I came home at Christmas and loved you up close) but baby, I’m back. 

And I want to take our relationship to the next level. 

That’s right I want to spend my every waking hour thinking about you and filling in your paperwork. I want late night chats with the SU about you. I want you, citizens of our Grate Nation of Cheese, to elect me as president. I reckon I’ll be alright at it, Lily called me a “safe pair of hands” so that’s comforting.

Seriously though I love this society. I love the work we put out and am incredibly proud to have been a committee member for the past 2 years. I joined in my first year and quickly worked out that Investigations took themselves too seriously so stuck with Satire. I was satire editor for one glorious year where I found that I would not be able to control a classroom but did just about learn how to use google docs. This year I was your long-distance welfare officer, and I learnt that I missed you all 😢. The growth I have seen since joining in 2022 not only in society members but in our community ‘togetherness’ and quality of what we produce is genuinely astounding and I would love to help push us further and see just how far we can go. 

Citizens of Cheese Grater Magazine, I promise to cradle you as tenderly as I cradle babe Jeremey Bentham in this image. I'm not very strong so we might need a sofa, but I'll do it. 

 Izzie x