Election post

Status
Elected
What do you hope to achieve in the role if you are elected?

electric chair for anyone who suggests a threesome upon hearing ur identity.

 

ok fr tho, there is a very serious lack of support for us here at UCL. it does get additionally lonely being bisexual and feeling like you don't belong. One fun night out in Heaven or Glittoris is not gonna solve the problems we encounter everyday.

i have 2 WLW events coming up. you will continue to find cool drinks and snackies in our events that come once in a blue moon!!

I will also do my part to make sure my people are supported and safe and know where to come if they encounter any issues. :3

What will you bring to this role (e.g. experience, skills or qualities)?

boring stuff:

Until September 2022, I have been an openly queer person in an Islamic country <3 I have a lot of experience defending myself and developed myself w a lot of lawyer skills during this time (also i am entp and love debating so this is fun for me)

plus, i am the current bi rep and know the ins and outs and tea.

the tea:

  • i can rap any megan song by heart
  • i am on good terms with all my ex-girlfriends
  • i love frogs
  • i was the gay awakening of a bride at a bachelorette party (and potentially saved them from a divorce in the future)
Please summarise why students should vote for you.

my parents finally accept me bc of this role. 

if you vote for me, you'll be saving me and others from our misery BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, you'll be voting for a woman in STEM (i promise to not be like maggie)

last year, i promised to unite cardi b fans and barbs.

this year, i have visions of uniting the barbs & megan fans (i will use neuroscience to erase the memories of big foot) and making UCL slay again.

also this will look rly good on my CV if I do it for the second time. you want science to advance right?

 

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