Juggling and Circus Society: Events and Outreach Officer (Master of Propaganda)

Hi everyone, I'm Ralf and I am standing for the Master of Propaganda Role.

I am standing for this role as I have a full set of qualities that make me ideal for this role. Men fear me, fish fear me, all avert their eyes as I walk alone on the barren earth. 

As such, I am well positioned to organise social events with other societies and oversee our weekly pub socials. I will endeavour to spread the gospel of juggling across UCL by hosting workshops and events in which skills, ideas, and terrible jokes can be exchanged in an informal environment. We shall inflict juggling upon the entirety of the university though extensive propaganda campaigns, finally cementing our natural position at the top of the performing arts hierarchy. Perchance. 

I am also terminally online, which gives me supernatural powers when managing society social media. I pledge to keep the twitter at the same shining quality, or make it worse if that is at all possible. I shall actively utilise social media advertising to its maximum potential, allowing the society finally to enter the matrix. Linkedin and Bin Weevils™ accounts shall herald our glorious entrance into the future. 

The JACS/Balls Ministry of Truth will also settle important metaphysical debates. The presence of water in milk will be revealed like a Scooby-Doo villain. The ice in pineapple juice faces the same fate. No one is safe.

Thank you for your time, and I hope you consider voting for me or even trembling in awe at my divine presence.