Football Club (Men's): Social Secretary

Firstly I would like to deeply express my gratitude to the student union for this honourable opportunity. I am going to keep the classic socials like club cup, FA chop and ou est le poulet, and bring in some new ideas as-well. But my Muslim brothers will also be included in the fun with top golf, a bit of slip and slide action ETC. Don’t worry the dress up socials will stay for those that love seeing freshers in dresses, accompanied by mixed socials for those trying to drop some devious loose game on netball freshers. Some incentives for the lads to actually bother making Scala appearances, is that I’ll give away one free drink to the best performance during the social. Looks like there is a possibility that Cornwall is going to take over UC, with yours truly and T Dolan. Your vote will go along way in this highly competitive race. #bleedpurple 

Picture next years social sec,  someone so dashing, witty, handsome and hung like a horse that you can’t help but attend each and every Wednesday. Wouldn’t that be great? Well unfortunately Chester can’t run two years in a row but I still think I can put in a pretty solid shift. 

pretty sure this year I’ve had 10x more minutes in Scala than I do for the first team and an I’ve bagged an equal amount of times in both. I still am yet to go for Jacob outside Scala Maccies which is just an added bonus, so therefore I think I’m an obvious candidate for the position. 

classic alcohol based socials will remain ever present, such as ou est le poulet, FA chop, club cup etc. however, we will bring in fun outdoor socials as well so that even our religious homeboys can have a great time, such as top golf, park based slip and slides etc. 

mixed socials will be a regular so that Edu’s Snapchat rotation can stay fresh. Costume socials will make a return in their long awaited absence because we all love a good dress up.

to conclude your vote would be much appreciated in this hotly contested race!