Rugby Club (RUMS Men's): Old Boys Secretary

After seeing five years of absolutely awful blokes leave this club, and there being very few left of my year who have the time or patience to still be involved with any modicum of admin, I feel in best place to be Old Boys Sec next year. 
 

To the role I will bring absolutely nothing new. I will organise a curry and a game of rugby, both of which will see some loser 40 year old wind back the clock. I promise I’ll do a better job than Matti. 
 

Best

Monsieur Morrish