Rugby Club (RUMS Men's): 2XV Captain

I love RUMS Rugby and would like to do my bit in helping maintain the integrity and quality of the Boars brand. Learning from the heroic efforts of Andrew Morrish and Rex Findlay before me, I will lead the Boars into a new era of playing actual games and not getting dicked by UCL. I believe I would be able to rise to the responsibilities of the role well, as I know how to send emails, I know that team talks do not require history lessons, and I know enough of the rules to make a fine chief at circle. Also, I would appreciate if you considered my Silver Duke of Edinburgh's Award, an achievement I am so proud of that I cannot put it into words. The love I have for RUMS Rugby and for the Boars in particular compel me to do all I can for this club. Thank you for your consideration.