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Alex Kandelaki
Gentlemen,
Joining the club this year has been an honour and no words can express how grateful I am for your love, assistance and pints. Now I feel it’s the time to pay back, and not by ensuring the opponents’ players don’t last for more than 20 min on the pitch, but by taking care of the team’s capital.
Despite Strong’s successful fiscal policies, I believe finance remains to be a significant issue and requires further improvements. First, I will negotiate the problem of being heavily underfunded by the Students’ Union, which is unacceptable for such an illustrious club. However, SU’s obstructive attitude towards us doesn’t allow to rely on them fully, bringing the need to diversify the sources of income. Finding any sort of sponsorship is another my suggestion, arising from the rumours about my friend (almost), Abramovich, looking for a new club to develop, after Chelsea. And if worse comes to worst, I’ve heard OnlyFans can be quite profitable as well.
Following Marx’s ideas, I will personally supervise that the club gets financial contribution from each according to their ability, to satisfy all the needs, notably coach travels that were promised to us before but never seen.
Last but not least, my intentions and commitment are on the top level, which is evident from the immaculate turnout to trainings/games/socials. And if that is not convincing enough – sacrificing my hand for the talent show should dispel any doubts in your mind.
Sincerely,
Gorgeous George.
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