Juggling and Circus Society: Treasurer

I would rather die standing than live kneeling.

I have been told not to run for this position: bullied for my m&s addiction, THREATENED with paperwork but they have missed a grave detail: i LOVE paperwork. (i am a pro at papers please)

Although I have no experience with finance, I unfortunately had many experiences with econ boys (patrick bateman kind), and I have learned the way they make money. I may not be a business man, but I am a girlboss. I also read power, games people play and art of seduction or whatever. I CAN MAKE THIS SOCIETY THRIVE. 

I have grand visions of power, money, and status and they all hit me on Tuesdays the second I set foot in a JACS social. 

It hurts me how we live in this scarcity mindset, unable to make more merch and cut down on socials, when we could be on the sigma grindset instead and get that bread to get more balls. 

vote for a woman in STEM. do not listen to others' empty promises, listen to mine instead. <3 

If elected Treauser, I will implement a 5-step economic plan inspired by my political idol, Liz Truss.

1. Decrease the membership price to £3 to boost growth
2. Bankrupt the society by buying 28 tandem minibikes
3. Reverse my prior 2 policies in an attempt to save my repuation
4. Resign after 45 days, leaving the society's finances in ruins
5. Put society society treasurer on my CV

I hope I can rely on your support.

Please See my campaign video for further details

https://youtu.be/sTgipRVeguI

Watch the following video to find out more about the great bean war!

https://youtu.be/9YvHKKCwZYM

Here's luck 'n a fair wind t' ye,

I 'ave jus' been t' South Cloisters 'n accepted Nicholas Miao The Cap'n’s invitation t' form a government in his name.'tis only right t' explain why I am standin' here as yer new Master o' Coins.

Right now our society be facin' a profound economic crisis.

The aftermath o' t' 20th anniversary show still lingers. UCL Tories' war with KCL Tories has destabilised meme economy the world o'er.

I wants t' pay tribute t' me predecessor Madeline Lee, she was nah wrong t' wants t' improve growth in this society, 'tis a noble aim. 'n I admired her restlessness t' create change.

But some mistakes we be made. Nah borne o' ill will or bad intentions. Quite the opposite, in fact. But mistakes nonetheless. 'n I 'ave been elected as leader o' me crew, 'n yer Master o' coins, in part, t' fix 'em. 'n that work begins immediately. (this part be jokes, yer great Maddie).

I know the high cabin I 'ave accepted 'n I hope to live up to its demands. But when the opportunity to serve comes along, ye can nah riddle the moment, only yer willingness.

So I stand here afore ye ready to lead our society into the future. To put yer needs above Nick's ego. To reach out 'n build a committee that represents the mighty best traditions o' me crew.

Together we can achieve incredible things.

We shall create a future worthy o' the sacrifices so many 'ave made 'n fill on the morrow, and everyday thereafter wit' hope.

Thank ye.