Lamorna Society: Creative Director

Lamorna Society... we have unfinished business... The Terror of Whipped Wax™® must return. (Current president @Sarita, count yourself lucky from my terror) As your potential next creative director, I am here for chaos and chaos only:

• Whipped wax, bi-colour whipped wax, tri-colour whipped wax: we've seen your complaints about the limited tickets (I will not disappoint you in the Whatsapp Community chat next year), we saw you wait 2 hours for your dessert candles - but I'm ready to streamline the process and do it all again, but better: less waiting and more options!! (praying for no accidents)
• SU has finally accepted Lamorna's grant all thanks to bureaucratic red tape HAHAHA JUST KIDDING WE LOVE YOU SU <3😰... time to spend it 💰💰🤑🤑🤑: I stand for even more bold candle concepts - 🍵🍃🍓 strawberry matcha latte-inspired layers , 🌷🌸🌹 pressed flower candles, 🎂🍰 cake slice candles... your ideas and imagination is the only limit to what I can bring for you
• Glitter glitter glitter: known to improve mental health by 420% (Cheung et al., 2026)
• Pls support my redemption arc 🥺🥺🥺: if Taylor Swift can re-record four of her albums, then surely I can re-run as Creative Director right?? pls Brice for CD woohoo!

As your next CD, I implore you to stand with me for the Three Candle Brinciples™:

1. Diptyque is over-priced
2. Jo Malone is over-priced
3. Lush is over-priced and overstimulating and stinky...

So let's save your coin! With £9.50 and a Chinese boy's creative dreams 🥳🎉

I enjoy expressing my creativity through art, and I find candles very fascinating and appealing to look at. I have acquired fantastic research skills due to my STEM degree, which I will further use to research more aesthetic ideas.