Matteo Cranchi

Electing me as the next social sec would be a great decision. I have been to every social, and have met many people from different societies, so already have a grasp for what I can bring to the table. From having the police called on us at curry night to almost breaking my back at the Halloween social (thanks Chester), it is safe to say that I die for this club. On top of that, my Scala attendance is through the roof, at a whopping 96% (yes I did the maths, yes I went on a torn MCL, yes I’m there until closing), allowing the socials to extend right until the end.

Filling Mr Allcock's shoes may be tough, but I already have plenty of ideas. Unlike him, I won't get distracted by a certain someone in Cheerleading and revolve all our socials around them, and I would like to introduce more themes and challenges for the freshers to assist their enjoyable integration into this club, accommodating for those who do not drink as well.

My philosophy is, the more stupid you look, the better the night, and this is what I'll bring. So, if you want a great night week in week out at the best society in UCL, here I am.