English Society: Marketing Officer

hi fellas. are you looking for a goofy personality on your otherwise extremely curated and aesthetic instagram presence? need some chaos in that rule of thirds? some sauce to your similes? someone who dares defy grammar and punctuation laws to make english society more accessible and less intimidating, who therefore increases department-wide engagement?

well may i please direct you to the 'vote jessie' button below - just underneath all the amazing (gasp!) and very achievable (mm-hmm!) promises i will fulfil as your Digital Marketing Officer:

1. Staff interviews. the world needs to see the glory of the english faculty (eric's meowing lives in my head rent free)
2. Appreciative nostalgia skits. do you third years remember transitioning from ha-ha sexy 868-line hero and leander in 1st year to paradise lost? that was lowkey a traumatising rite of passage
3. Tough love/commiseration reels. we all love the subject. if only exams didnt exist
4. Anecdotal skits from your 2nd and 3rd years. did i tell you about that time i titled my essay with a shrek reference
5. Neat & relatable truths of this world. english students do, actually, live on the same planet as the rest of ucl. we spend hours drinking performative matcha and doomscrolling. we may in fact be worse than the sweatiest STEM students

if you think we are in serious need of some stupid humour to cleanse our intellectual palates, look no further. the renaissance of the english society instagram reels and tiktok page begins here.

--->vote jessie<---