Dodgeball Club: Treasurer

The Dodgeball budget will be used to buy the most extravagant portable toilet the world has ever seen, like you're gonna see it and be like, "Woah, this portable toilet is the most extravagant portable toilet the world has ever seen!", and when you get home for the holidays, your family and friends will ask how Uni has been. Then you'll be like, "Okay, listen up guys, buckle in, so I'm in the best sports club there is in UCL HISTORY, UCL Dodgeball, and there is this Treasurer guy, very big eater, but that's irrelevant, but yeah, he bought this portable toilet right. But this portable toilet, it ain't no normal portable toilet, like on a real, this portable toilet would be the King of all portable toilets, if there were a King of portable toilets that is. But yeah, anyways, back to the point. This portable toilet is literally THE most extravagant portable toilet the world has ever seen! If you guys saw this, you'd be like, "Woah, this portable toilet is the most extravagant portable toilet the world has ever seen!" But yeah, you'll just have to come to UCL and see for yourself."

This throne will be brought to every meet for UCL Dodgeball Members' use only. Any extra budget will be used on food and toilet paper in equal proportions.