Comedy Club: Treasurer

I delude myself into thinking I'm funny but nobody has told me otherwise so clearly I'm doing something right.

I like money and am good with money. If you need stuff to do with money and comedy to be sorted out, I will be your guy(?)

I promise to make the comedy club great again I promise to be a good treasurer that treasures everybody equally.

Treasure(r)! That is what you are!

Vote for me to be treasurer and you won't be disappointed, unless you're expecting me to be a bad treasurer and then I'm sorry but you very much will be disappointed.

I will be accountable to the highest degree (PhD) and listen to everyone on how best to spend your money. I will not embezzle funds for any reason.

"Using funds to give new members that aren't funny 10 pounds for the bus home" would NOT be one of my policies.

I will be your McFlurry machine but actually work for you.

A Treasurer at UCL (University College London) typically refers to the student committee member responsible for managing the finances of a specific club, society, or Students' Union UCL group. They oversee budgets,, ensure funds are spent appropriately, and handle funding and sponsorship activities. I will do this.

Why do we have the ability to use_subscript?

No more Mr Nice Guy.

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I will maximise shareholder wealth.

ok, this is epic.

I would still love you if you were a worm.

Thank you for listening to my pitch and I hope to represent you soon :)