Balls! Juggling and Circus Society: President

The lightsaber in this photo is totally not taken from storage and kept at my house

As ringmaster, I will try fire breathing bring back fire night on the quad 🔥🔥🔥🤹🤹🤹🏛️🏛️🏛️with the (long LONG LONGGGGGG) risk assessmentssssss

On a serious note (rare occasion for ballers! to see), things I want to do:

• Trapeze Social
• Juggling Varsity part of official varsity
• FIRE NIGHT ON THE QUAD 🏛️🔥🤹

I am VERY VERY EXCITED TO CONTINUE GROWING THE whimsical comical clownery community that we have here xx

Friends, Romans, Clowns, lend me your balls;

I'm Ralf, the much-feared individual who spent the entirety of last year uploading 360 pixel JPEG images to the Instagram, I plead with you now for YOUR vote.

Returning from a year abroad, I hope to run the society with all the panicked rat-in-a-corner energy of a middle-aged Labour politician caught in an expenses scandal. YES, that means I will fight for YOUR right to fire night. YES, I will make sure that it is YOUR circus AND YOUR monkeys. YES, I will threaten to embezzle society funds for funni purposes.

In other news, I will actually keep the society somewhat functioning! I might even finally do a stock take of what we have in storage (hold your gasps), recklessly spend money on new equipment, do approximately 1 trillion billion collabs, and usher in a new glorious golden age of clownery etcetc you get the gist I'm sure

Esteemed clownrades, turn not a blind eye upon these works, for the future belongs to clownery. Vote for me now and we shall crash head-first into glory.



Thx :)))