Election post
Dearest Clubmen,
I'm writing this as I look ahead to leaving my time as a silly fraiche behind and, in the words of Max Lahiff, going into the breach once more for this club as a 2nd year. I wish to take on the mantle created by this year's committee and place myself up for election as vice-pres, with a firm belief I can fulfill all that this position requires. You can be assured that just as I will put my body on the line for UCLMRU at fight night, I will do the same outside of the arena as a reliable administrator. You do not have to worry about any diplomatic crises occurring with me as VP, and I will not ask you to say thank you as a certain Mr Vance may do. Having been in close coordination with fellow 1st year Callum Bonetti, I propose that I could be an excellent deputy and leader in my own right, and I ask for your vote of confidence on this matter at the AGM.
Love & Champagne
Guernsey