Election post
Status
Elected
In my time at humour I EXPOSED the woke, evil conspiracy behind UCL East despite the Deep State doing everything it can to stop me, akin to how they attempted to silence the late grate Hannibal Lecter.
I stand here (figuratively) today amongst you for two purposes:
- LEGALISE COMEDY
- MAKE SOCBITCH GRATE AGAIN
You may have noticed I am running for both humour and investigations editor. This is due to my want for absolute power in the society desire for greater cooperation between the two to bring back Socbitch, post more often and not get us into trouble.
I hope you vote for me over Reopen Nominations.
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