Matthew Haddow

As a Scotsman, I know a thing or two about excessive drinking. I would therefore like to nominate myself for Social Sec as I believe that all of our socials (including the non-drinking ones) were a great way to bond with the team last year, and I would be excited to continue that for next year's recruitment class. I also believe that my partnering social sec and I can come up with some entertaining new socials and not need to copy and paste from a certain women's sports team. To conclude, I would be a great social sec and feel I could be a great leader... in getting wasted at Phineas. I also like the free Scala tickets.