Andres Buencamino

Diversity and Inclusion? Two words. Hell. Yeah. I love them! Ask anyone! Ask Ben King. Ask Kym Anderson. Ask Oliver Brown. Ask Struan Fotheringham. Ask Arthur Kenny. Ask Sahil Sharma. Ask Gabriel O'Brien. Ask Moses Emmanuel. Ask Philip Bauer. Ask Matthew Siow. Ask Thomas Cox. They will all say that I am diverse. They will all say that I am inclusive. No one has ever managed to be an obstacle in the face of my inclusivity. Not even Charlie Pattinson *evil emoji*, and he, gentlemen, is the enemy of inclusivity [joking obviously]. Once, somebody from Kings college questioned my diversity. They looked me up and down and asked: 'how diverse are you?' I will tell you how I responded. Nothing came from my lips only a flurry of punches reigning down upon the foolish cretin. However, through my own will and benevolence he was healed within a matter of microseconds. In that instance I uttered:

'Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is the will of the CEO of diversity.'

Thus is the tale of the diverse and inclusive Andres Buencamino. 

*Camera pans to a setting sun on Struan Fotheringham's face. He chuckles to himself.*

Struan: Go get 'em Tiger.

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