Altay Shaw

Hi Everyone,

Still your favourite STEM Nerdie and the outgoing Kinesis Magazine President here. 

I am running for re-election as Treasurer to ensure we do not go financially broke - or Zhenya and Anna will cancel me.

You will be glad to know that we survived this year without going bankrupt or having to make cut this year. There were some sweaty moments this past year but, we survived them, allowing Graters to actually plan for Edinburgh Fringe. Despite the Medical School's attempts to make me loose my sanity, I have survived and will continue to do so in this role. 

I wisht to ensure we continue printing at the same capacity - filling out all and every grant form necessary to do so. As the Zine podcast takes off, I would like us to consider applying for funds so our amazing icons can continue to cancel people and empower women everywhere. I would also like to take this moment to say that no one has asked me to resign and I have not had anyone try to impeach me, which bodes well for the functioning of the society as a whole. I will continue to be the dog in the fire saying "this is Fine" to members who ask what they need to do next. Additionally, Kinesis has never been in a stronger financial position before so, you can take this as my experience actually working and not ruining any student media societies so far.

So, vote for me (or the next President will definitely cry - which is a very bad thing and I'll be forced to buy a tonne of Oreos)