Election post

Status
Elected
What do you hope to achieve in the role if you are elected?

electric chair for anyone who suggests a threesome after hearing ur identity.

ok fr tho, there is a very serious lack of support for us at UCL. we need more inclusivity and fun events for the girls, gays and theys- we are seriously suffering. BUT, it does get additionally lonely being bisexual and feeling like you don't belong. One fun night out in Heaven or Glittoris is not gonna solve the problems we encounter everyday.

I want to do my part making sure my people are supported and safe and know where to come if they encounter any issues.

What will you bring to this role (e.g. experience, skills or qualities)?

boring stuff:

Until September 2022, I was living in 1984 (openly queer person in an Islamic country)

I have a lot of experience defending myself and developed myself with a lot of lawyer skills during this time. (also i am entp and love debating so this is fun for me)

the tea:

  • i can rap any megan or nicki song by heart.
  • i am on good terms w all my ex-girlfriends. 
  • i love frogs.
  • i juggle
  • straight girls use me as a decoy girlfriend to avoid creepy men 
  • i was the gay awakening of a bride at a bachelorette party (and potentially saved them from a divorce in the future) 

 

 

 

Please summarise why students should vote for you.

after being outed in the lift during freshers by a girl I swiped left on Tinder (real), I had no choice but to embrace the consequences of losing my luck with the catholic boys :( 

if you vote for me, you'll be saving me and others from our misery BUT MOSTLY IMPORTANTLY, you'll be voting for a woman in STEM (i promise to not be like maggie)

i have visions of uniting the barbs and cardi b fans and making UCL slay again.