Juggling and Circus Society: Equipment Officer (Master of Balls)

if i lose the race to be treasurer and i have to do this job again i will make it everyones problem. Why was i ever master of balls in the first place i was like physically weakest candidate i could not push the trolley for the life of me also nick has bought too much stuff and messed up the centre of gravity of the trolley but still hasnt fixed the wheels that always get jammed the staffs do not fit in the lift and i always have to get my card out of my wallet in the student centre and honeslty im sick of it i pretend the joke where nick and i shout WHAT at eachother is funny but deep down i was over it months ago no one respects my authority i will probably end up doing this job either way as we really should have 2 people doing this but nick didnt account for that when listing the positions did he? its literally 1984 but instead of a competent authoritarian government its nick making bad decsions because he thinks theyre funny honestly this society is all i have left and if i dont make it onto the committee again i might just quit cos no one would miss me i dont even come to jacs cos i enjoy it i come cos its a habit and it means i can pretend i socialise and dont have to talk to anyone for the rest of the week im literally at breaking point i am one election loss away from a villain origin story this is not a bit or maybe it is and my entire existence is a bit but i dont remember who i am anymore beneath all these layers of irony that i use to hide from how i truly feel

I’d like to run for this position because I have strong organisational skills and deep knowledge of trolley-assessable underground passages in UCL (learned by carrying drums in Jazz Soc). I feel that I could effectively manage the inventory, storage, and availability of circus equipment, taking into account the necessary safety concerns. Overall, I would love to make a positive and constructive impact on the society and I feel like I can do so by taking on the responsibility of Master of Balls.

Moreover, I have an evil plan to (control) be a part of the uncontrollable chaos which is JACS Clowncil (JACS Committee) and running in this election seems like an essential step to bring sanity and efficiency to this social structure.

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