Sajean Sathiyakumar

[curtains open, crowd applauds]

To the people of the world,

I am kind, I am happy, I am relatable, I sometimes run, I sometimes cry. I wake up early, I breathe air intentionally, I drink, but not too much, I am mindful, I believe in God, I am Sajean, I am your welfare officer. 

As a uni student (and an empath), I know that the life of a student can be a struggle. Some may say infuriating due to the amount of work and stress endured.  I can relate to this, but I want to remind you that during the darkest hours, there is light (?) and positivity at the end of the melancholy.

Inspiring the future and your wellbeing is a vital step we have to take as a society. I am willing to help you take that first step. I am willing to remind you of the greatness you have, and give you the according spiritual crystals to aid in that. I am willing to sit, or stand, to listen to you guys, to help build a better community. I will be here to support your mental health (and not your performance on court). Let's all take a leap of faith (safely) and make sure our mental health is as good or better than our physical health, through dodgeball. 

Remember my name. Sajean Sathiyakumar.

[curtains close, crowd roars: standing ovation]