Election post
Status
Elected
Why am I standing for pres?
Because there are no chairs.
According to the criteria I made up 5 seconds ago, a president must be representative of their subjects. Being 100% Slavic has well prepared me for this moment, Snakebite is Ribena in my ends. Da. I am strong (like ^*£$# that fight bear in forest) and I can carry people home from clubs. I promise to behave presidentially and not climb climbable structures in clubs. A president must be heard, authoritative and respected, but also easy to talk to and approachable. I am loud as #%*$, there's no debate there. I do not see myself as particularly authoritative however I'm a big believer of "fake it till you make it" and if you said you respected me I'd probably laugh. Badminton has always been filled with good people (most of whom don't actually play badminton) and I'd be honored to represent you guys as best I can.
The pic is doggo, I am not doggo unfortunately