Leo Fitzgerald

As an avid klub kuck and what could only be described as a “UC Ultra”, nothINg has bought me more joy than watchINg the boys don the purple every Wednesday this year.

Whilst my memory is certainly a little hazy, one of my favourite moments of my Freshman year at this klub was watching St*even Choker and his men get, for a lack of better words, “dicked”, for 80 minutes straight back in March. Whilst I believe Plato once described such an experience as “peak life” - there is one thing I can think of that would top it.

But, what could be even better than 80 minutes of poly bashing, I heard you ask? 80 minutes of poly bashing in shorts that don’t risk Armaan going to court for indecent exposure, I say.

As kit sec, it would be my endeavour to ensure all klubmen rep nothing other than the finest threads known to man. I have already been in kahoots with the nation’s very own national treasure Chuggsy regarding bucket hats and gillets on the request of various klubmen, and it is a dream of mine to aid this klub in going to the moon by getting kastore as our kit provider. For a klub that has given me so much in so little time, it would be a pleasure to give back by allowing everyone to rock the “tekky little steps” that they deserve to back up their performances.