Election post

Status
Elected

IF YOU WANT TO:

  • Get your swag up
  • Become irresistable to women
  • Innoculate yourself from the Woke Mind Virus
  • Help make a small species of bird in Southern Peru go completely extinct (personal project)
  • Make loads of wonga

VOTE SETH WOOLWICH!

I promise I will try and prevent myself from becoming a tyrannical despot, but if the power does go to my head and I enforce a series of 1984-esque policies upon The Cheese Grater Humour & Satire Department, James Balloqui has full permission to take me behind the IOE and put me down like a rabid dog.

Preferred pronouns
he/him