Cheese Grater Magazine: Sketch Director

Ever since I was a young lad growing up in the mean streets (fields) of south central East Sussex, I always wanted to be the Sketch Director of the Graters. In fact, the first words I ever said as an infant were 'Scaly Terrance'. One time I even caused a head-on vehicular collision resulting in the deaths of 100s purely because I was thinking too hard about sketch comedy.

In all seriousness, I'll make sure the voice of the Graters is heard at a society level, and within the group itself I'd like to continue the work of the current directors at making the Graters a more inclusive and diverse group. I love you all (romantically not platonically)