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Michi Tett
Since the dawn of time, the universe has been filled with uncertainty. How did it all start? How can anyone actually like liquorice? But most importantly, who will be your social sec for next year? But deep down in your heart and soul, you know the answer to this question. It's a universal truth?! The answer is clearly Michi Tett. In the words of the great Socrates 'the only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing... except that Michi Tett is the right choice for social sec' and how can you not trust a man with facial hair like that. What will I do as social sec you may ask? Break boundaries, records, maybe a few hearts, but all of this is ultimately to bring you the best socials such as serenading your frisbee fellows in karaoke or bodaciously bowling away Louis' chances at finally winning something.
And now to end on a haiku:
Huh? A unicorn?
Elegance, Beauty, Poise, Flair!
No it's Michi Tett
Is this really a haiku? Who knows, the question you should be asking is why would a work of literary genius like this follow the rules?
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