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Max Proietti
Gentlemen,
It's time for a change. It's time to break free from the shackles of Harrison Hampshire and install a true leader in his place. As your captain, I will lead take this team to new levels. Furthermore, I'm an Italian stud. We all know that it is important to have a strong relationship between the hooker and fly-half. Me and Archie Morris have played together extensively with the Belsize Bullies. As such, we consider ourselves equals, and have excellent chemistry both on and off the pitch. I am also intimately familiar with the 2s captain, having had naked fun in his bed. I'm a massive presence and a big deal, I have a strong relationship with all the senior boys and a commanding presence over the fresh. It's a no-brainer: if you want to get sweaty, vote Proietti.
The Italian Stallion.
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