Election post

Status
Elected

The Consumptionist Manifesto

 

It's time to play...

 

Ever since we joined this esteemed club back in September, Jack and I have been utterly overwhelmed by the hospitality you have all shown to us newcomers. The committee, coaching and fellow members have set a high standard for a club environment. But there's an elephant in that big room in Somerstown. This club needs a social scene.

We want to bring the glitz and glam to Muay Thai. Regular, inclusive and varied socials, including non-drinking ones, to integrate the immense cohort of new members, whilst maintaining the culture that existing members have come to love. But what will this look like? Phil on the Scala dancefloor…? You may be able to kick the life out of us, but could you do it after a few pints of beer/raw eggs (weird flex Rocky)? Probably, but it would be cool to find out. There’s your manifesto.

P.S. If you vote for us, I will be going into the ring against Phil whilst Jack, your bookmaker, will take your bets on how many seconds he can last (you decide who the ‘he’ is).