Gabriel Lam

Unlike most people who grow up dreaming of becoming legends like Ronaldo or Messi, I dreamt of something far greater… becoming President of the Futsal Club. While other kids practiced bicycle kicks, I practiced signing imaginary documents and giving victory speeches to my stuffed animals.

And now, that wild, unreasonable dream has become a glorious reality. I have risen to power not through fame or talent, but through the lack of candidates going up against me (cuz there can only be one supreme leader).

I have been such a gooooood president lately, organizing trainings (on the same day it is held), keeping the club alive. And so, the supreme leader strikes again.