Election post
Here be my pledges IF I am elected Co-Sketch Director:
Not get amnesia over my job responsibilities
Turn the Media Room into a giant ball pit
Install designated Chun Points at The Institute for paying Cheese Grater Members
Thank Beyoncé
Convert our entire Fringe funding to Yu-Gi-Oh Cards
Not get amnesia over my job responsibilities
Raise £3 billion for us to go to Fringe via an 8-person tandem bike
Plagiarise jokes EXCLUSIVELY from the Harry Hill Movie
Outsource our sketch writing to Family Guy
Sell the least funniest Graters member to One Direction (to fund Fringe)
Support the modern art scene through show openers; a clown that makes abstract balloon animals and calls them balloon 'concepts'
All this AND MUCH MUCH MORE, VOTE CARLA 4 SKETCH DIRECTOR #NOSCALA4CARLA