Brice Cheung

Because NOBODY TOLD ME "BYOB - Bring your own bag" event MEANT ALCOHOLLLLDAJFKDAJF I hid my favourite tote bag in my pocket that day BRUHHH THE AMOUNT OF AURA LOSS 

Anyway, I'd love to be your events officer for this academic year because I believe in...

• How controversy is not "Is ChatGPT going to replace doctors": we're not in the KCL SU, we can host better, more engaging, and actually engaging dilemmas - because the real world is a lot less predictable than ChatGPT-5's new algorithm
• What IS controversial are socials set at 6PM only: my functional working day ends after my last lecture of the day (on average, this is 11AM 😁😁) - this is to match people's timetables better, varied timings, hybrid options... and hopefully attract more cheeky funding by looping in more available, unsuspecting Faculty of Life Sciences students 😈😈😈
• Reactivating my crusty dusty Linkedin profile: I promise you I will be searching through my 3rd connections until I stalk out speakers who will bring you the most brain-tickling 'wth' topic that is lowkey really interesting
• Real debates, not Grey's Anatomy regurgitated slop: you will never catch me slacking with nothing burger debates - let's not plagiarise that one chart altering episode and translate it into 'Info Slide: A young boy's life-threatening tumour is challenged by parental consent... THW...'
• You can always DM me for your ideas!

TLDR: vote for me for flexible, thought-provoking events with inspiring speakers + 'debate' debates 

OK TY bybye