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Results:
Date count run19 Mar 2021
Election rulesERS97 STV
Candidates running3
Available position1
Total ballots47
Valid votes47
Invalid votes0

Count

Round Sepehr Raouf Lorcan Jeffreys RON (Re-Open Nominations) Exhausted Surplus Threshold
1 35.00 11.00 1.00 0.00 11.50 23.50
Count of first choices. The initial quota is 23.50. Candidate Sepehr Raouf has reached the threshold and is elected.

Winner is Sepehr Raouf.

Number of vacancies: 1

Candidates

Lorcan Jeffreys
I’m really interested in practising my organisational skills and getting involved with the society on a deeper level, particularly in such an interesting and technical role. It will be my fourth year at UCL and I haven’t done anything like this before so it would be a great opportunity! I also have fantasies of doing that Scrooge McDuck thing where you leap into a big pile of money and this seems like the best chance for this to happen. Please let me look after the treasure
Sepehr Raouf
"Kindest, most generous cell mate I had in prison. Good with finances, even better with wives" - Josh Brandon, longstanding dictator

"Outstanding bladder control, staunch advocate of sustainable dick energy and shrewd financial spending. Most responsible MD I've ever met." - Poppy, Tanya's flatmate

"کاملا غیرقابل تحمل ، هرگز در آینده نزدیک یا هرگز این مرد را برای هیچ کاری استخدام نکنید ، گربه لعنتی تمام hummus من را نیز به سرقت برد" - Drill Sergeant احمد when I was in military.

Just a few of the raving reviews I have received in the past few years, unfortunately there's a word count so I couldn't upload all 69 of them. I think these adequately display the skills needed for this role, but I'll add a few footnotes of previous roles just in case you're not convinced.

Costumes (w/ Josh Brandon)
- Spreadsheets and reimbursements galore, like 3 peas in a pod working with Josh and his spouse, end result was some sick final dance costumes and everyone getting their money's worth.

Stash
- Got you t-shirts didn't I? UK's too warm for scarves anyway.

Social Sec
- Zoom circle has happened. Nick has promised me we will actually have a rave once lockdown is over, funded by In Bloom™.

Fair play if you've read this far. Well done you wet wipe, now go vote.