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Results:
Date count run19 Mar 2021
Election rulesERS97 STV
Candidates running2
Available position1
Total ballots27
Valid votes27
Invalid votes0

Count

Round Rob Davidson RON (Re-Open Nominations) Exhausted Surplus Threshold
1 27.00 0.00 13.50 13.50
Count of first choices. The initial quota is 13.50. Candidate Rob Davidson has reached the threshold and is elected.

Winner is Rob Davidson.

Number of vacancies: 1

Candidates

Rob Davidson
Producer, hmm? I had hoped there would have been some kind of presidential scandal in the last year that would have forced me to step down. I'd walk into sketch meetings and people would whisper "that's Rob, the one who punched a kid" or "stole society finances" or "used voodoo magic to get revenge on Carl from the Union for not replying to his emails". But alas, we're not EFS, and I'm not that interesting. Having feigned a knowledge of the inner workings of this society for a year, I'm ready for my promotion. Because what greater honour is there in this world than to admire pure sketch gold and ask the person next to me to guess who produced it and they say "get away from me you kid puncher" and I say it was a joke in a manifesto and then it's too late and I cry.

To produce is to nurture. In Ratatouille, renowned chef Remy steals herbs from producers. Amy Winehouse covered Valerie with producer Mark Ronson. And, my biology revision guide informs me, "producers begin food chains which feed all life". Sounds like producers are a bit big for their boots, and I’m here to bring down the average.